Gonna be a bear
In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd Like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're suppose to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. you swat away anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
YUP, GONNA BE A BEAR
Friday, September 12, 2008
Gonna Be A Bear
Posted by Nancy at 5:27 PM
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4 comments:
You're too funny! Where did you learn so much about bears? I'm with you, I choose that for my next state in life.
Sounds good to me too - especially about the grumpy mornings and hairy legs!!
Funny! A bear does have a good life. Being a house cat doesn't sound too bad either...just sleep all day!
this is hilarious. I am right there with you. love ya.
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